The United States of Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nihilum with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.923 billion Polynesian Marxist Commonwealthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niðavellir. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polynesian Marxist Commonwealthian economy, worth 328 trillion Polynessian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,812 Polynessian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth's national animal is the Brainless Mankind and its national religion is Chevalerie.

Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth is ranked 9,573^rd in the world and 419^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 122 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.